I reheated a sausage this morning for my breakfast.

@GLITTER I'll carry it around in my pocket all day, and everyone I meet I'll say "is that a sausage in my pocket or am I just glad to see you?" Then I'll face slap them with the sausage.

@OhIsMe then you can show them the actual sausage

@GLITTER HR told me to stop doing that. I think they're just jealous though

@Selah maybe the tears will rehydrate it a little

@NerdyPotato but then what do I eat. It's my last sausage

@OhIsMe something other than a sausage then. 🤷

@Littlewing alas twas the last one

@Justenjoyit I'm bad at this