I reheated a sausage this morning for my breakfast.

But I left it in the microwave for too long and now it's inedible. What do I do?

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GLITTER · 36-40, F

Stamp on it
Throw it through someone’s wound down car window
Leave it on a chair like a whoopee cushion
Make a sausage person then stamp on it

OhIsMe · 41-45, M

@GLITTER I'll carry it around in my pocket all day, and everyone I meet I'll say "is that a sausage in my pocket or am I just glad to see you?" Then I'll face slap them with the sausage.

GLITTER · 36-40, F

@OhIsMe then you can show them the actual sausage

OhIsMe · 41-45, M

@GLITTER HR told me to stop doing that. I think they're just jealous though