Let's talk hygiene

A debate I started at work today, after observing my coworker's uncouth facial hair layout.
What food will most likely decorate a beard
What food will most creativity decorate a beard
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GeniUs · 56-60, M

Egg yolk. My brother took my dad away from my mother's clutches and bought him a bacon and egg sandwich (full of cholesterol so not normally allowed). He enjoyed it so much the yolk spilt into his beard of course he cleaned it up, I gather your man isn't quite so conscientious.

Ferric67 · M

@GeniUs eggs are the ultimate source of nutrition

GeniUs · 56-60, M

@Ferric67 The whites definitely are, with the yolk you have to think about cholesterol.