Name me some sexy foods? 🍒🍑🍓🍆

😂😂 tbh food in bed just sounds like a nightmare overall sexy or not. Maybe because I’m particular about my bed 🤨 it’s also a lot to be changing it so frequently like that. Not to mention the mattress underneath the sheets getting damaged. Ugh 😣 I’m definitely not seeing this as a fun activity on the bed. Maybe like the kitchen counter or something where it’s easy to clean.

black bean hummus

Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, honey, popsicles…

Cottage cheese is sexy

Strawberries..whip cream..chocolate

Oysters

i agree with your gf, yo. sandwiches are for solo play

slice a bunch'a 🍓🍓🍓 nice and thin. place strategically - whipped cream optional. bon appétit!

Couldn’t help it. This is where my mind instantly went.



I’d use something you could “paint” pathways across their bodies with. Reddi-Wip is easy there. But I get too into creating funny faces and end up having to eat too much of it. Drizzled hot (but not too too hot) fudge is a favorite. It leaves stickiness afterwards. Not necessarily a bad thing though. Just tickles. Feel like those are both pretty common sense answers though.

And I think a well made sandwich is sexy. I have foodgasms over many dishes though. 🤷🏻‍♀️

A sandwich? 😂 imagine that mayo and onions on her body I can see why she wouldn’t like it 🤣🤣🤣
Sexy foods: strawberries, peaches , whipped cream, sweet condensed milk , grapes etc.

Sushi can be, there's places that serve it on people like they're the plate.

Ahhh ... Jelly? 😁😇

Coco da mer.

La. ZAAAHHHNNN. Ya.

Philly cheese steak

Hershey's Kisses?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 @ sandwiches

Strawberry jam

Zucchini

Fruit roll ups

Frosting

Whip cream

Hot fudge
Whip cream
I don't know

My bed is the only furniture I have. It’s a mattress on the floor. So we’re not eating anywhere else. If that can be sexy then yippee McGee.

chocolate sauce, strawberries, oysters, cheese all go well in the bedroom. don't forget champagne

🥪?!?! I agree with her. That’s not sexy to eat off her. 🤦‍♀️ What were you thinking?

Prepare something you can lick off her….

Ive personally tried coconut cake and pudding. 😌😊🤭

No food in bed! Ugh too messy and all the damage it can cause and all that.
Kitchen, bro, do it in the kitchen

this morning I was picking my Zucchini ,,,and the thought came to me,, how to grow them with a vibrator,,,

I'm just waiting for tacobell to show up with something wild like taking a shit on a chest 😂

Kumquat

Cinnamon Salted Nutella Doughnuts

Cumquat jam

Melted chocolate on disposable underwear