Hot dogs and pork pies on sale in foyer. Which one are you having?

@puck61 Ah, Islamophobic, are we?

@KingKripple No. Just extremely prejudiced towards the political ideology. About the same as fascism (national socialism) in my opinion.

@puck61 I see what you mean, but let's try to avoid discussing those topics on SW, shall we?

@KingKripple Are you kidding? 😆

@puck61 No, I am not. Let's discuss something less fraught with controversy, such as garden gnomes or something.

@KingKripple You're a funny guy! If we discussed garden gnomes, I would naturally bring up lawn jockeys!

@puck61 What's a lawn jockey? No, don't tell me, I think I know. A gardener who rides a lawn mower by sitting on it while it does its job?

@KingKripple Lawn Jockeys are politically incorrect statuettes similar to garden gnomes that used to be very popular until people started seeing how offensive they were. Picture little "Al Jolson's" (in black face) in your yard.

@puck61 Garden gnomes, offensive? Why, because they've got plasticine willies stuck to them? Lol :)

@KingKripple Just google"lawn jockeys" your highness! you will see what I mean.