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KingKripple

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England, United Kingdom

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Why has a well-known user (or should that say "abuser") blocked me when all I did was call him out on an offensive post?

This guy used to be a fun member but now he has stirred up a hornet's nest of trouble. How can I get through to someone like this that such behaviour will never be accepted?

Do you lie down and be counted?

Is Harrods now your habitat when Woolworths once would do?

Is the man in the moon that they left behind rising in the east?

When did you last see an effervescing elephant with tiny eyes and great big trunk?

Why can't you be nice to me like ice in the clock they sent through a washing machine?

Are all your nightmares in red?

Why do we never see a church on fire, a dead donkey in a field or a contented farmer?

Do you always meet a talking elephant on a Thursday morning?

What is your favourite play starring 18 albatrosses?

Are you rocking towards the red and yellow mane of a stallion horse?

Do you believe all movement is accomplished in six stages and the seventh brings return?

Would you change the word "sun" to "sky" because it somehow rhymes better with "bun"?

Do you feed ducks with apples and oranges?

Where does the rain play the restless to sleep on the notes of a broken piano?

When do you think it's appropriate to blow a black whistle, and when do you think it's appropriate to blow a white one?

How often do you balance Zeppelins on the end of your nose?

Where were you before wild Medusa's serpents gave birth to hell disguised as heaven?

Why does the rainbow have a beard?

Have you always wanted to do this?

How many statues have you seen go wandering off and falling over a cliff?

What if Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket knocks on the manager's door?

Is the wall on which the prophets wrote cracking at the seams?

Must you search on your magic carpet to find a black cat?

Do you talk to the wind?

I do more than talk to it, I swear at it.

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