Hot dogs and pork pies on sale in foyer. Which one are you having?

@xixgun We can order you some.

@KingKripple Lawn Jockeys are politically incorrect statuettes similar to garden gnomes that used to be very popular until people started seeing how offensive they were. Picture little "Al Jolson's" (in black face) in your yard.

@puck61 Garden gnomes, offensive? Why, because they've got plasticine willies stuck to them? Lol :)

@KingKripple Just google"lawn jockeys" your highness! you will see what I mean.