Ladies, would you eat a crow or is it just an idio... idun... idiotic?

I'd prefer not to. Crows are some of my favorite animals, and I have reservations about eating animals above a particular level of intelligence. And more importantly, eating the meat of a crow carries a lot of health risks because they do regularly feed on carrion so it's not the safest thing to eat since you run the chance of contracting a variety of diseases.