If mermaids and mermen were real, would you ever consider dating one?

And just like that, I became trapped within the image of her love,
In-between the layers of black and silver of a mirror.
Deep into the ocean's aqua-blue,
From the depths of nowhere,
Mermaid eyes pierced through.
Fantasy became real,
And stabbed my heart and sealed the deal.

No way! Have you ever listened to that song, “Whale of a Tale”?

There was Mermaid Minnie
Met her down in Madagaskar
She would kiss me
Any time that I would ask her
Then one evening
Her flame of love blew out
Blow me down and pick me up
She swapped me for a trout!

A fishy story

Would you invite them to a jacuzzi

Well after seeing the documentry about them being real. No I would not! Sadly they look nothing like Daryl Hannah!🤣

Is mermen an actual word?

Where’s his you know what 🤣🧜🏻‍♂️

As long as they teach me how to swim 🤣

Maybe give it a length or two

No: I can't swim!

A fishy question !

Sure! I'd always get tail!

If they don’t smell fish

Would you be down with a merman? I already responded with a "Hell yeah"

Hell yeah!

Hell, I can't even get the guts to ask out a beautiful Asian girl who did my nails.

Yes I would 💋💋💋

Maybe !!!