If mermaids and mermen were real, would you ever consider dating one?

And just like that, I became trapped within the image of her love,
In-between the layers of black and silver of a mirror.
Deep into the ocean's aqua-blue,
From the depths of nowhere,
Mermaid eyes pierced through.
Fantasy became real,
And stabbed my heart and sealed the deal.

Theyitis · 36-40, M

No way! Have you ever listened to that song, “Whale of a Tale”?

There was Mermaid Minnie
Met her down in Madagaskar
She would kiss me
Any time that I would ask her
Then one evening
Her flame of love blew out
Blow me down and pick me up
She swapped me for a trout!