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I need a loan guys..

These deals are too good to pass up 😩

Don’t you think?!

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SaorUladh · 26-30, M

Only 100k? I'll send it over right away

MellyMel22 · F

@SaorUladh What about the $5 for the toasty pizza?!

SaorUladh · 26-30, M

@MellyMel22
How silly of me to forget that

Classified · M

The pizza is a good low risk investment. Absolute worst case scenario is that you lose five dollars. 😌

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Classified · M

@MellyMel22 As long as the jackpot > 99,999.99 😯

MellyMel22 · F

@Classified Fingers crossed! 🤞

Classified · M

@MellyMel22I'm cheering for you

*that not me 😶*

SethGreene531 · M

Found a stale Hershey Mounds coconut bar with a stray Almond, in the garage.

If seller will agree, its yours to trade for his Almond Joy.

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MellyMel22 · F

@SethGreene531 It’s a deal, partner 🤑

SethGreene531 · M

@MellyMel22

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MellyMel22 · F

@SethGreene531 Perfect.

BadAssTunaBotHoe

I wish to take issue with the name Almond Joy. There is no joy in almonds, inherent or acquired. They are the toenail of the nut world and they offer nothing more than misery 😒

Sending you a million in pounds sterling though bby 👀

MellyMel22 · F

@BadAssTunaBotHoe I love almonds 😩😩😩 but I prefer mounds cause they’re dark chocolate.

Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M

Link me to your GoFundMe…. I always wondered what living life off-balance would feel like. 😀

MellyMel22 · F

@Ambroseguy80 Get ready! “Mellymel needs an almond joy that’s missing the nut!”

Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M

@MellyMel22 I’m on it. Do you want me to try to find the lost nut, or just leave the donation?

MellyMel22 · F

@Ambroseguy80 The money will do 🤣

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

I'll lend you $5

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MellyMel22 · F

@mindstruggle But.. but.. it’s nice and toasty

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@MellyMel22
Likeee nice means bitter? 🥹

MellyMel22 · F

@mindstruggle How can you call this bitter 😩

Convivial · 26-30, F

Hard to resist...

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Convivial · 26-30, F

@MellyMel22 that could be construed as an attack with a deadly weapon😜

MellyMel22 · F

@Convivial He asked you to toss it to him, it’s not your fault he couldn’t catch!

Convivial · 26-30, F

@MellyMel22 good point... And lizards can grow their tail back .... There's hope for his hand yet

TerminalChaos · 46-50, M

The only thing growing in my bank account is dust bunnies and disappointments 😫

MellyMel22 · F

@TerminalChaos Mine too 😆

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Say you see the image of Jesus in that almond joy and someone will buy it

MellyMel22 · F

@deadgerbil SW’Jesus

Thrust · 56-60, M

For the missing nut put a picture of Lance Armstrong

MellyMel22 · F

@Thrust 🤔

MrSmooTh · 31-35, M

That almond joy does look like something that is rarely found. 😂

Ducky · 31-35, F

I thought that second one was a chocolate cake! 🤣

MellyMel22 · F

@Ducky I did too 😂🤣

mysteryespresso

How’s your children?

MellyMel22 · F

@mysteryespresso They're good, thank you

mysteryespresso

@MellyMel22 you’re welcome

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Take my money

MellyMel22 · F

@vetguy1991 Finally, someone agrees!

Kiesel · 56-60, M

MellyMel22 · F

@Kiesel Is that a yes?

Kiesel · 56-60, M

@MellyMel22 hell no! Lol

MellyMel22 · F

@Kiesel 😩🥹😭😭😭

Ghostinthemachine · M

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

I guess it could be considered modern art 🎨

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pancakeslam · 41-45, M

@MellyMel22 one? 😂

MellyMel22 · F

@pancakeslam I bet you’d get a bunch of married women.

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

@MellyMel22 take my 💰!!!

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MellyMel22 · F

@pripyatamusementpark We can sell it for double!

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empanadas · 31-35, M

@SaorUladh i meant @flappymy mistake

SaorUladh · 26-30, M

@empanadas
Even bigger compliment

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