I need a loan guys..

Only 100k? I'll send it over right away

The pizza is a good low risk investment. Absolute worst case scenario is that you lose five dollars. 😌

Found a stale Hershey Mounds coconut bar with a stray Almond, in the garage.

If seller will agree, its yours to trade for his Almond Joy.

Link me to your GoFundMe…. I always wondered what living life off-balance would feel like. 😀

Hard to resist...

Say you see the image of Jesus in that almond joy and someone will buy it

I'll lend you $5

The only thing growing in my bank account is dust bunnies and disappointments 😫

I wish to take issue with the name Almond Joy. There is no joy in almonds, inherent or acquired. They are the toenail of the nut world and they offer nothing more than misery 😒

Sending you a million in pounds sterling though bby 👀

For the missing nut put a picture of Lance Armstrong

That almond joy does look like something that is rarely found. 😂

I thought that second one was a chocolate cake! 🤣

How’s your children?

Take my money

I guess it could be considered modern art 🎨