If only you had a dollar for every time you heard ______

“Does the carpet match the drapes?” No, we have tile flooring. The drapes match the accent lines on the interior walls.
Why is everyone so interested in my home decor? 🙄

"Get a job, you lazy scrounger".

I'm sure the same nurses we clapped for during the pandemic are thrilled to know that the 12 hour shifts they already work are not enough hours to be working if they can't get by without top ups from the welfare system because their wages have stagnated for so long.

“I know what you mean”

Complaints

Would you mind….

My dog bark. 😁

" we are a couple looking for BBC in Vancouver, only serious people need apply"

I expect more from you from you. 🙄

That you're short I'd be a millionaire

A bard be mentioned...

A short joke was sent a Bard's way

“I’m not a hobbit” you owe me a fortune

Get lost

This time Trump has gone too far and this will not stand!