Trump's not fit to fight a toddler. Anyone, including Starmer, could tip him right over onto his cotton candy head with just one finger at this point.

No. Trump is slow, fat, and seems chronically exhausted. Starmer is younger and seems much fitter. My money's on Starmer.

i think trump would have a heart attack during a fight. so by default starmer would win. that doesn’t mean starmer is tough…. i am pretty confident i could take them both 😂

I think Starmer could knock Trump out in 5 seconds. All he would have to do is point behind Trump and say – oh look a Big Mack. Then when Trump looks Starmer punches him in the head. Cheers!

No. I think all Starmer would to do is stand motionless and Trump would find a way of knocking himself out.