Do you think Trump

Would flatten Starmer in a bare knuckle fist fight. 👊 🇬🇧 v 🇺🇸 winner takes all.

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Rutterman · 46-50, M

No. Trump is slow, fat, and seems chronically exhausted. Starmer is younger and seems much fitter. My money's on Starmer.

Pineapple · 100+, F

i think trump would have a heart attack during a fight. so by default starmer would win. that doesn’t mean starmer is tough…. i am pretty confident i could take them both 😂

Royrogers · 61-69, M

@Pineapple I think this is spot. Though maybe Liar starmer might have one too as he cannot blame his fight anyone

Nanoose · 70-79, M

I think Starmer could knock Trump out in 5 seconds. All he would have to do is point behind Trump and say – oh look a Big Mack. Then when Trump looks Starmer punches him in the head. Cheers!

SunshineGirl · 36-40, F

No. I think all Starmer would to do is stand motionless and Trump would find a way of knocking himself out.

faery · F

Trump's not fit to fight a toddler. Anyone, including Starmer, could tip him right over onto his cotton candy head with just one finger at this point.

Nanoose · 70-79, M

@faery Funny part is when trump hit the floor – a cloud of orange makeup dust would puff up into the air. Cheers!

faery · F

@Nanoose *puts a foot on his head, laughs voraciously

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