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Pretzel · 61-69, M
dramatic?
nope. perfectly understandable
nope. perfectly understandable
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Well, OK. Let me get my duck tape.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@DunningKruger I don't really have a trunk, per se. It's an Outback. So, there's plenty of room in the back, but I'm going to have to put this tarp over you. OK?
itsok · 31-35, F
Okkkk, on Sunday I’m going to the zoo and aquarium, wanna come?
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@itsok I’m in
LeeInTheNorthWoods · 70-79, F
Stand still. Put your hands behind your back. 😎
Houdini · 56-60, M
@LeeInTheNorthWoods for you I would do that lol
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
I hate company really. I like my space. Good luck!
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@JimboSaturn ditto
JackJames · M
Most likely you’d just sit in the back of my car.
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
Hold me tightly
Azlotto · M
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Nah, Im with you on this. Come over.
Kwek00 · 41-45, M
You think if they are going to kidnap you, that they'll stay in your house? 🤔
... cwazy b*tches 🙇♂️
... cwazy b*tches 🙇♂️
nonsensiclesnail · F
But that would make you my company…..
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Maybe -- do you do yard work while kidnapped?
Beardedguy · 31-35, M
Oh no. How is it going there?
Spumoni · 46-50, M
Sorry. But the railroad needs me
Houdini · 56-60, M
It’s not nice trust me I know
AmericanBroad · 31-35, F
Gladly
Houdini · 56-60, M
What about me you could have so much fun lol @AmericanBroad
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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@Valerian NNNNNNNOOOOOOO [media=https://youtu.be/wyyr3L3rFvA]
Valerian · 100+, M
@WaryWitchWandering awww 💩 ! 😰😭😤😡🤬