Your talking to person that carries a rotary phone as a pocket watch.

Hey, that rotary phone is a lot better for self-defense uses, no video or pictures taken of your crimes to post on Instagram or Facebook for the police to find, and it won't shatter if you drop it!

See I get your train of thought!

That doesn't make sense, does it? If you meant "You're talking to person that carries a rotary phone as a pocket watch", why not type that in the first place? It only takes a couple of seconds longer, it makes sense and it would eliminate the possibility of replies such as mine.

Nothing wrong with that, its not retro if it never changed or left in the first place.

Deep pockets, long cord

You'd think they'd make variations of those made to be mobile, like one of those old brick cell phones.

You just need to hook that up to a hotspot