This was my experience at the drag club meeting Aimee and Jamie. So, I now know what you Real Ladies face when you go out!

Anyway, as I sat waiting 30 minutes for Aimee and Jamie to arrive a man thick and burly construction worker build and look and his Very fit sexy Gym bunny wife came in the club and walked right up to the bar where I was seated. The lady told her husband she wanted to get a drink, and the husband was already messed up on something other than alcohol. The Husband blurted out, "hold on I need to piss". I looked at him as he looked at me and I said, "I heard you the bathrooms are over there and pointed to them" and smiled and he smiled and walked to the rest room. The lady stood there and I am telling you it was not hard not to look at her, she was beautiful. The Husband came back out and thanked me. I told him he had the most attractive woman that would be in the club that night and to take care of her and to honor her. He smiled and pulled his lady over to me and asked me to repeat what I told him, so I did so, and she was extremely flattered and thanked me graciously. His name was Ronnie and her name was Bambi both 41 years old, housewife and construction worker husband, yes, we chatted as they ordered their drinks and got a little acquainted. I told them both, "Hey this being a gay bar make sure as you drink more that the next time you go to the bathroom, a guy does not ask to hold it and shake it for you"! We all laughed and that is when Aimee and Jamie walked in. I excused myself saying my ladies have arrived.

Aimee and Jamie both stood their smiling at me with a jaw dropping smiles. They motioned me to do the slow turn so they could inspect me and my outfit. They loved every inch of me and my presentation. Jamie even began to ask me how I did this and that and said OMG look at those legs and began to rub my legs and had me spin for her again and rubbed my butt and hips as I did so while she asked how I looked so much better than her. I told her hip butt, and breast forms were the reason. Then she wished she had my legs. Anyway, we chatted and Jamie introduced me to her daughter and her husband and a guy friend and another lady that came with them. Jamie told me her daughter's husband was very shy and way out of his element. So, when introduced to him I told his wife thanks for bringing me a date and pulled him to me as we shook hands to break the ice. It was a good laugh after I told him I was not gay or Bi, but I wanted to get that out of the way with how I was dressed. They ordered drinks and we chatted then they went outside to smoke. I told them I would go to the drag show section and get us a booth.

Before I waked into the drag show section Ronnie stagger over asking where the pisser was again, I pointed it out and he went to it. I saw a few other drag queens that are in the show come out and stopped and hugged that non-contact fake hug thingy as not to mess each other's hair makeup and outfit up and did idle chat and compliments towards each other. Ronnie must have peed and went into the show area as I talked with the queens. They said they were going to smoke before the show started and I said I was going to find seating and we parted.

As I entered the show area Ronnie beck coned me to join Him and Bambi t their table. I thought sure this will be brief> Ronnie told me about his entire life being a sober Heroin addict married to Bambi for 7 years with a five-year-old son with Bambi. That he drinks and does psychedelic drugs now and acid. That he dropped acid and that made him drop all his prejudices and now he loves everybody and trans people. Then the are you gay and are you into men started. I said absolutely no way too many times to a drunk and obviously stoned man, and as it finally sunk in to him, he offered me acid to change my outlook like changed his. I said no with my PTSD and having had 12 major surgeries i the Army over 27 years it would only give me flash backs and war wishes. Then I excused myself and joined Aimee and Jamie's group at their booth they had found without me. I shared my Ronnie conversation and shook my head as they did as well.

We enjoyed the show. After the show the girls said they wanted to smoke again and went outside. I followed then but stopped to brush my hair and put on fresh lip stick in the mirror telling them I would catch up. As I was looking in my purse for the brush and lipstick Ronnie staggers up to me and looks at the storage room door asking if that was the pisser, I said no and pointed out where the bathroom was again, Ronnie said Bambi thinks you and her are friends now and is outside on the patio smoking area and asked if I would keep her company while he pissed. I said sure hoping he would go away. I brushed my hair and redone the lipstick and went outside to the patio. I saw Bambi seated alone at a table and could not find Aimee or Jamie. So, I walked over and sat and talked with Bambi for the first time without Ronnie. She was so happy to be out with him but sad the night would have to end, a very sweet woman. Bambi began to get nervous because Ronnie was taking so long. I stared looking around for him so I could leave quickly if he came back (I had had enough of drunk and hi Ronnie). Low and behold I found Ronnie chatting up Jamie as saw Aimee walk away from him quickly. I told Bambi there he is talking to my friends I came with; Let's get you two back together. We went over to where Ronnie was and soon after Bambi lead Ronnie away thank God. Aimee looked at me and said that Ronnie was seeking a third or fourth for them. I said I know he tried to get me to drop acid during the first show and tried way too hard to buy me a drink all night long whenever he saw me that I refused not wanting to be drugged.

Aimee and Jamie and their group left shortly after. I stayed to watch the first act of the second show but left when a man floated over drunk with love in his eyes introducing himself and complimenting me and my look. I thanked him smiled located my keys in my purse and left.

I had a wonderful but another colorful night out as Willa!

The pics are of Aimee left me Jamie right, and their inspection of me when we met.