She smelled ranch dressing.

@Straylight n0o0o that is a SATAN post 👿👿👿

@foldedunfolding My sweet Charlie is an angel. 😤

@Straylight an *ehem* FALLEN one, sure.

@Straylight i bet "Charlie" doesnt even LIKE ranch dressing 😤😤😤

@foldedunfolding He likes mice and snuggling. ☺️

@Straylight he would

@foldedunfolding Don’t be mean to my baby. 😛

@Straylight has it ever occurred to you that he prob hisses all the same sweet nothings into the ears of the mice he snuggles??

@foldedunfolding You speak parseltongue too?😃

@Straylight nah i just recognize evil when i see it!!

@foldedunfolding Animals can’t be evil, that’s a human trait.

@Straylight i know, but satan can be evil

@foldedunfolding Don’t be mean to my Charlie.

@Straylight ..or wut

@foldedunfolding Or I’ll be sad.. 🥺

@Straylight at least you'll have a cold reptilian presence to comfort you!

@Straylight but listen, let me level with you. The REAL reason im upset is bc..in this post, I lied. the post before this said no more kitty posting, and i swore it.

if charlie is ALSO satan, that means he is the father of lies. and i..wanted you to only call ME daddy 😥😢😭

@foldedunfolding First of all, we are here for kitty posting.
But I love snakes. 🤗 🐍
And as far as calling you daddy? Haha, silly girl. I am the top. 😈

@Straylight you are making daddy sad

@foldedunfolding Is this one of those sadnesses that can only be cured with boobs again?

@Straylight hue hue

@Straylight i only like the boobs of bottoms, s0o0o

@foldedunfolding I’m actually a switch, soooo we could negotiate. 😜

@Straylight one boob. if you insist

@foldedunfolding *pulls up panties* Oh… a boob, right.