I got 99 Brablems

Society says it’s about lift

Sheah..whatever...

Psychology says it’s about control....

Tight bra? You mean “I’m being productive today.”

No bra? That’s not rebellion—that’s radical self-care and anatitude that says "do not ask me for shit"

Push-up bras whisper confidence. sports bras scream efficiency an dem' skimpy lace ones lie to everyone including the wearer.

What chu' think? Bras bout' boobies or a negotiation between gravity and peace?

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TheRealBarbossa · 36-40, TNew

And typing is one of them? (Not judging, just pointing out your typo in the title)

Punxi · F

@TheRealBarbossa So...I'm pondering bras here, capish?

Type O negative.

TheRealBarbossa · 36-40, TNew

@Punxi erhm... I don't know my br asize, but I'm a whole band (type O negative) if that helps.

Also, I once ate boiled sheep head with my grandparents. The dish combined with their topic of convo made me so nauseous I had a laughing fit so severe I had to leave the room for 20 minutes.