what are the advantages of being you?

i'm both hilarious and adorable

and that's it

I can reach the top shelf.

i make really good German food
i have cats
that's about it

1: I have a good job (that I hate, but everyone else would kill for)
2: I've maned up to my responsibilities as a father
3: I keep moving forward, never looking back (figuratively of course)
4: I'm a good dresser

Extra space on planes.

Depends on who's views I guess

The list could be long or short hehe

Idk..um..ppl will confess to you some really juicey secrets. If you're into that sorta stuff

Since I'm tall I can see over crowds instead of having to try to look through them.

My sheer beauty and great dress sense.

I don't have to live a lie pretending to be someone else.

Never do I have a feeling or thought that can't be explained or expressed fluently.

there is a very short list of qualified applicants.

There are none.

That's a long list.

Unwanted attention follows

none :P

You're old enough to know better