mindstruggle · F
Your fashion assistant. Now lemme shave your chest hair
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mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
I will use wax then 😒
I will use wax then 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle I’m getting a restraining order 😒
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YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
Yes. Pull over and put your boots where I can see em.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@YoungPoet345 🏎
DrWatson · 70-79, M
Actually, I'm the fashion outlaw.
MellyMel22 · F
No, but you know better than to wear that!
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Yes and I take my job seriously
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard that's fine as the courts will order you to pay the fine or face jail time.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch *skips town*
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard that's fine you're being tracked.
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Yup. Designer items only at my party, even though they are just marked up scams made in China and just had one button sewn in whilst in Italy
Pretzel · 70-79, M
No I'm on the grammar SWAT team
Straylight · FVIP


SW-User
Yes , you are under arrest for wearing plaid pants and a striped shirt together

SW-User
@CaptainBard your eyes are fushia ?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@SW-User yea, why??

SW-User
@CaptainBard in that case ...you should be wearing more yellow
BillyMack · 46-50, M
Detective inspector general in fact
Degbeme · 70-79, M
*look's down at his PJ`s* Yeah I am.
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
Fashion police???
Not me....I'm naked half the time.
Not me....I'm naked half the time.
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Yes, and what you’re wearing is an absolute crime. Now turn around and get ready to be arrested with some fabulous Gucci handcuffs 👮♂
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Nah ... Forever in Blue Jeans
fun4us2b · M
Yes, and you're under arrest! 🚓
GoFish ·
lol i was just giving an opinion lol
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@GoFish well, ok then
GoFish ·
@CaptainBard ok ☺
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