Please, let's make this sentiment a Hallmark card

Very true

Love the truth. ❤

Should be reality

Would work in church bulletins too!!

Sometimes both at the same time

Nah .. Lets do T-Shirts .. 😎

True, although I seem to be laughing more than I am orgasming

Will require a worthy holiday for that...or leave it wide open

I like it, but I can`t see Hallmark doing that one. No real sense of humour those people

Which of those two is she doing? Unclear.

Apparently doesn’t matter how many they get since “your not compatible”

✅