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Dick pic style guide

1. Selfie rules don’t apply. Don’t hold your phone way high and NO DUCKFACE.
2. Not everyone likes them, don’t send without asking
3. If you add clothing to partially cover it for mystique points, do it well. It only works like 5% of the time at best
4. Sometimes the best dick pic is of one that’s hidden away all shyly. Less is more!
5. Mind your lighting and shadowwork. something that ruins most of them
6. Use perspective to tell an engaging narrative regarding your curvature and personal growth goals

Please help women around the world by improving the pic quality of all your mates. I recommend that you do intensive training and review with your male buddies before hassling a woman with one.
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Michmich · 36-40, F
@AdaXI That scores style, mystique, and courtesy points haha
AdaXI · 41-45, T
@Michmich Thank you for BC x 🙂
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MasterLee · 56-60, M
7. Decide not to do it
Ivan2611 · 26-30, M
Is this from some kind of a manual?
Michmich · 36-40, F
@Ivan2611 I was more thinking like.. a law
Ivan2611 · 26-30, M
@Michmich good to know
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
I like dressing mine up in costumes resembling famous celebrities
It’s sorta tough fitting mine in a photo if you catch my drift 😮
SW-User
If all else fails, just make sure it's at lest 7 inches.
kaseybabey · 22-25
Now I kinda want to see duck face in a dick pic 😂
You put a lot of thought and time into this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
This is a lot of work for our follow men
DHggmu · 31-35, M
I might be in the minority but I can’t understand the concept, unless it’s with someone who you talk to and they ask. Each to their own I guess, at least I’m not receiving them lol
Michmich · 36-40, F
@DHggmu That’s better than sending them at all
chrisCA · M
"review with your male buddies"
Seriously, I think it is all gay men who heart dick pics on open threads.
The women couldn't care less.
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
that is hysterical.

your profile photo is beautiful, certainly attracted me to look further.
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
I never send unless a friend asks. And never zoomed in on it. It’s the whole body.
fenomen02 · 41-45, M
Have to say this is probably the most sarcastic post I ever read on here! 🤣🤣🤣
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I draw a little face on it.
and sing to it.
what? that's not illegal.
Wayne91 · 31-35, M
The last line “Review with your male buddies” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Teslin · M
Thank you for all the tips.
No pun intended.
FlyingPiggy123 · 26-30
2. May i send one?
I shall follow the guide
cotheo · 56-60, M
Great comment, Michelle
Sacron22 · 56-60, M
Terrific. I like your satire.
Slade · 56-60, M
Pre come or mid come?
Pretzel · 61-69, M
this cracked me up!
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Daviszabecki · 56-60, M
Haha, wonderful!
Yaz69 · 36-40, M
Amazing guide lines. 👌
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
Hopefully women are listening to this to when they send their pictures 📸 lol
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My submission

https://similarworlds.com/fantasy/sexy-imagination/4450112-Trying-to-follow-the-dick-pic-style-guide
BigGuy2 · 26-30, M
Your sarcasm shines brightly
BigGuy2 · 26-30, M
Your sarcasm shines brightly
BigGuy2 · 26-30, M
BRILLIANT ... your sarcasm shines brightly

 
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