Should I be Santa?

I have an offer available to only the chubbiest and beardiest of men.

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Nanori · F

YOU MUST 🪓

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@Nanori I love the idea of Santa trying to bravely listen to a child while an axe-lady is just behind a curtain.

"You can ho better than that."

Yes you should

Selah ·

Omg. You must.

Aww, you’d be great ! You even have the twinkle in the eye any self-respecting Santa should have. 😄

BobbyMoeven · 100+, M

I've seen your pic..

You do fit the bill.... Just dress in red and knock em dead.

You will need to lose the banjo though..

SUPERVlXEN · F

You have the beard, you can rock it!

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Wait, you're not?! 😦

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

You’re too hot to be Santa

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SwampFlower DILF Santa is -absolutely- a thing.

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

Please mark this as “fetish”

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