Be good for Santa

Cause the elf's are watching us. The elf's are watching us on here too.

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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

I kmow a person who knows a person who speaks elf....i should be good 😉

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@Degbeme I didn't say a person who judges other Deg....go sit over there or something 😒

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

Santa is queer and a swinger. He also appears to have an alcohol problem.

https://similarworlds.com/SantaClause

Midnightoker1 · 61-69, M

When I was a kid Santa gave me a lump of coal. The next year, I poisoned his mince pies..
Somehow the bastard found out and killed my dad!!

PhilDeep · 51-55, M

You mean the FBI dress as elfs over Christmas? That's festive of them! Hello, secret services 👍

Neoerectus · M

The United States' NSA acquired ELF, Inc. in the 50's during the Red Scare. Well known fact. 😏

hunkalove · 61-69, M

And Bardy will tell on us!

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@hunkalove shhhh!!! Dont rat him out.....he can get us off the naughty list 😏

hunkalove · 61-69, M

@Silentpleasure Maybe we should threaten to tell his mom about this place!

SW-User

@Nuno you're an elf

Degbeme · 70-79, M

KOGGG · 100+, M

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