How does Santa deliver presents to people without a chimney?

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I asked my parents that very question when I was six. They wouldn't even let me leave the front door unlocked for him. I began to have my doubts. Jesus came next....

He uses UPS thats why you never see the driver

He uses his Elf magic and finds a way in.

Magic dust, and a little bit more...
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His sleigh is magic

Like the people from Amazon: rattles the doorbell, dumps the parcels in front of the door then vanishes without a trace by the time you answer.

This is classified, top secret stuff here, but since Santa is a supernatural being he creates a chimney where none is.

Well historically Santa only use the chimney when there was snow covering the doors/windows.

They'll be okay. They're poor. So they're getting whatever they earned. Like the rest.

Did you ever see the movie Santa clause

Seriously? It's by present osmosis. Duh.

Watch The Santa Clause. That explains it.

Furnace exhaust/intake stacks

We had an magic key as kids

The samae way he gets around, "Magic."

Certified mail....

Santa has a magical key which means he can get in any house in the world. So magical is the key that it can open any front or back door. He keeps it in a special pocket in his Santa suit. but the Bastard always misses me out 😥😥😥😘😘😘😘😘

He knocks like a civilized person

He gave up on the whole chimney thing decades ago. You know how small those things have gotten? Now he just uses Time Lord technology to teleport directly into your house or apartment.