I only wore those sunglasses because you said they would make me more popular

@SwampFlower how do they manage to look upside down no matter what angle they are at?

@ShepherdBard that’s what will insure your popularity

@SwampFlower I’m so lucky to have friends like you who have my back. I never in a thousand years would have guessed these were cool

@ShepherdBard that’s what friends are for 😉