I always forget how popular I am until about this time of the year every two yearsWhen all my good buddies running for office blow up my phone nonstop
I suddenly became popular on FacebookHad three hunky guys wanting to message me... Scams of course. They must think old people are idiots and widows are desperate.
I'm losing my touchI was trying to make it to 50 follows and 1,000 views by the end of day 3. I made a game out of it, and I know that's pretty sad.
I’m really kinda jealous of popular people, but I want to be liked for who I really am.I wasn’t always the best person, but I think I’m loads better/nicer now I’m a bit older. I know that lots of people think that I’m a bit lame/dorky/silly. I hope you all kinda like me though.
