I'm John Olinger's goodlookin' sidekick!

Doing a great Dame Edna.

World peace

Something creative -- either my art, writing, or music.

Protecting our Water.

Perfectly solving the question of afterlife. Famous or infamous. Take your pick.

Famous is for saps. Would much rather be infamous.

My suicide

Eliminator of every pedophile and animal abuser.

I will be famous for 0.

I'd love to be famous for discovering a cure or doing something that genuinely helps people. Tho honestly, I'd be just as happy living a quiet life at peace.

This right here. I can't find a find a way to reciprocate 50/50 down and I know how to reciprocate 1 in 1000 down to an unlimited amount wins such as if you call 1 as you highest and you get 498 in 1 in 1000 you get an unlimited amount of 50/50 wins in a row such as 250 is 1 of 4 and we all thought it was 1 of 3 but it is actually 1 of 4 and then we thought that 125 was 1 of 3 and it is actually 1 of 4 and it keeps reciprocating down to whatever you want after 50/50 and it is unlimited 30 days ago. I flipped a coin to do it 10 days ago and won it on the first try and did win two out of 20 and won it it was flipping very fast from gloves on and I flicked it and it was going so fast you couldn't see the sides moving all you could see was half light and half darkness on the coin.

My incompetence, and failures

Authenticity. What you see, hear, and read is what you get, like me or not. Society as a whole is too fickle to impress or discourage with phoniness.

Tearing a hole in the fabric of spacetime that leads to the Upside Down and lower astral dimensions and dying in the process, but not until unleashing the hordes of hell upon humanity and ushering in the apocalypse.

Being kind to people and being a good father. That's about it.

I don't know if I should mention the details. But I actually am.

being an arsehole

Probably making people mad