Have you ever heard someone stating they don’t want a funeral or anything before they die?

Apparently that bastard was so miserable he didn’t want anything even in death. Seriously you don’t even want to give your relatives a place to mourn? I mean I wasn’t mourning but the others were at least sad by it I guess. Even I want one, granted just so I can plant c4 in my body and kill everyone who shows up there in a massive explosion.

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HoeBag · 46-50, F

We have lost three family members in recent years. And yeah, all three of them said the same thing - they did not want some expensive funeral or burial. In all three cases, there was a memorial/private service held instead. Cheaper and more practical.

I know some people buy their plots ahead of time, I would never do that. I have NO desire to know where my final resting place will be. F*ck that. 😬

Though my mom once had a friend who had a plot, he was really excited about it. Ummmm....

I guess our final wishes are a personal choice, different people want different things.
Well like Richard Simmons, he wanted to be buried upside down so his friends could stop by for a cold one.

@goliathtree You really have this planned out well. :D