Have you ever heard someone stating they don’t want a funeral or anything before they die?

Apparently that bastard was so miserable he didn’t want anything even in death. Seriously you don’t even want to give your relatives a place to mourn? I mean I wasn’t mourning but the others were at least sad by it I guess. Even I want one, granted just so I can plant c4 in my body and kill everyone who shows up there in a massive explosion.

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RubySoo · 56-60, F

Na. I don't want a traditional funeral either. A party yes. I'm gonna leave the playlist so everyone has to endue my cheesey choices 1 last time. And i'm gonna leave instuctions as to the food...so its like one of my family famous buffets... or 'duvets' as they are known in our house!! It will be like I'm still there!!
Heck.....it sounds great... i might even arrange it before I die so I can be there!! 😂🤣