Have you ever heard someone stating they don’t want a funeral or anything before they die?

Apparently that bastard was so miserable he didn’t want anything even in death. Seriously you don’t even want to give your relatives a place to mourn? I mean I wasn’t mourning but the others were at least sad by it I guess. Even I want one, granted just so I can plant c4 in my body and kill everyone who shows up there in a massive explosion.

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Bleed · 41-45, F

I’d like a service so I can tell people goodbye (I’d write stuff down beforehand). I’d want anyone that knew about me, no matter how vaguely to use my death for some time off work.
I’m happy for my body to be donated to science as I won’t need it anymore and it would be good to know I’d definitely be dead.
But I don’t want a grave or memorial of any kind.