Have you ever heard someone stating they don’t want a funeral or anything before they die?

Apparently that bastard was so miserable he didn’t want anything even in death. Seriously you don’t even want to give your relatives a place to mourn? I mean I wasn’t mourning but the others were at least sad by it I guess. Even I want one, granted just so I can plant c4 in my body and kill everyone who shows up there in a massive explosion.

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goliathtree · 56-60, M

Not this guy. No funeral, No stone. Burn me and toss me in the lake out front of the house. You are forgotten within two generations anyway and a stone is something that someone has to maintain or it looks pitiful.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@goliathtree what about a wake?

goliathtree · 56-60, M

@Captainjackass Maybe I will set up a tab at a local saloon and they can toast me goodbye, but otherwise, no...nothing.

SmoKin · M

@goliathtree I’m the same.
I have told my kid to chuck my ashes in the sea no expense spared

goliathtree · 56-60, M

@SmoKin I tell people that dumping my ashes in the lake in front of the house accomplishes three things:

1. It's where I want to be
2. It's illegal and will be my final act of defiance
3. With the public beach about 1000ft away, eventually I will be swimming between the legs of all the pretty girls.

SmoKin · M

@goliathtree 😆