Kids say the smartest things sometimes

So I was giving the dog his flea and tick meds and my boy asked what it was. I told him what it did and he goes
Daddy why don't you give me one of those so I don't get ticks.

I said I don't think they make them for us.

He says well they should. I'd differently buy that.....


Planning our meals this week I told the kids I wanted wings for the game on Thursday.

My boy asked bone in or out.

My daughter laughs and says boneless wings are for grownups who are to embarrass to tell their friends they still like chicken nuggets.

I love the way she thinks