what are some of the funniest things your children have said or done?

I’m on holiday with mine right now and yesterday she kept whining about being hungry (we were actively looking for somewhere to go for food). I told her I had had enough and didn’t want to hear the word “hungry” again.

So she waits a couple minutes and then says “Mummy…. I’m a Hungarian.” 😭🤣

Here's another one: I was 21 when I was visiting this family of 4. There were 2 boys, aged 7 and 5. The 5-year-old, with his dimpled face, called out to me and said, "Nice buns!"

When I told my kid (then in grade school) that I didn't have a mobile phone when I was growing up, she told me, "How sad!"

One time my friend was in my car and she had waist length hair. When she got out there was a couple of her blonde hairs on the car seat. A few minutes later she got back in and my 4 year old daughter said "Aunt Alyssa do you have hair on your butt?"
My friend said "No. Why would you ask that?"
My daughter said "Then how come everytime you get outta Mommy's car there is hair on the seat."

This is grandchildren, never forgot it. Our grandaughter, then about 5.

We were looking after them while mum and dad were away. We gave them (the little girl and slightly older brother) pizza for dinner and mum had said that her little daughter liked breadsticks. So we offered her the packet and she ate about 4 of them, but then left most of her pizza uneaten.

Between us we decided that next time we gave them pizza we would hide the breadsticks away.

The day came, and as we served up the pizza my wife said to me behind their backs, adult to adult:- "Don't worry, I've kept the breadsticks out of sight". The little mite piped up:- "They're not out of sight, they're in that cupboard over there"!

😀

My son asked me what was it like being a hippy way back in the 80s, he was 12 or so

😎🤭

Another one, my own daughter, then about 6 or 7. We always had a pre-bedtime chat and one evening, out of the blue, she said:- "When people die they go to shops". I was a bit taken aback by this, then remembered a visit to a local museum the day before which had a room full of stuffed birds.

"Oh!" I said, "no, they are not real people in shop windows"

"Then why do they wear clothes?" she asked.

"Well, its to show you what you can buy in the shop"

"Oh! So if you want it they take it off the model and give it to you"

I then explained further......

My daughter around 4, was, in my opinion, misbehaving.

I told her to stop and added, "Don't make me tell you again!"

Reasonably, she replied. "I didn't make you tell me the first time." 😂,

Many years ago my parents were taking us to the beach. We were all in the car ready to roll - except my baby sister.

Dad went back into the house and asked her what the problem was. "I can't find my black Popeye manstretcher."

Dad came back to the car. "Anybody know what a black Popeye manstretcher looks like?" All four of us didn't.

It developed eventually that it was an inflatable black barbell. A swim toy.

Same sister. During every road trip, each of us children got a little money for a souvenir.

My sister bought a bride doll, complete with pinned-on veil. All she had ever dreamed about was getting married and having babies.

We had been home for a few weeks when Dad noticed she wasn't talking about marriage and babies anymore. He asked why?

She burst into tears. "Nobody's going to stick pins in MY head!"

When she was around 8 my daughter really wanted to know where the candy we were stashing for Halloween was hidden. "I'll put it away again & close my eyes so I don't know where I put it."

In Miami several years ago my son says “ I’ll eat black beans and rice, but I’m NOT eating Cuban food” . Haha

Wow....He is super creative!