what are some of the funniest things your children have said or done?

thanks to @IamCuriousBabe, i got the idea of this thread.
For those who have children, whats some of the weird funny stuff they have done or said?

I will list a few things.
He once told me when he was younger about his time in his mothers womb and how he was so bored in there with nothing to do that he was born on the day he decided it was time, so he exploded out of his mother and yelled "surprise" as his first word.

He goes to a chiropractor due to doing combat sports and helping with some pain he got from them. he ended up making a whole comic where the Chiropractor broke his neck by accident and killed him. He lost his business after his ghost sued him.
(the chiropractor loved it btw and made copies and gave it to everyone he works with)