what are some of the funniest things your children have said or done?

thanks to @IamCuriousBabe, i got the idea of this thread.
For those who have children, whats some of the weird funny stuff they have done or said?

I will list a few things.
He once told me when he was younger about his time in his mothers womb and how he was so bored in there with nothing to do that he was born on the day he decided it was time, so he exploded out of his mother and yelled "surprise" as his first word.

He goes to a chiropractor due to doing combat sports and helping with some pain he got from them. he ended up making a whole comic where the Chiropractor broke his neck by accident and killed him. He lost his business after his ghost sued him.
(the chiropractor loved it btw and made copies and gave it to everyone he works with)

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Mamapolo2016 · F

My daughter around 4, was, in my opinion, misbehaving.

I told her to stop and added, "Don't make me tell you again!"

Reasonably, she replied. "I didn't make you tell me the first time." 😂,

Many years ago my parents were taking us to the beach. We were all in the car ready to roll - except my baby sister.

Dad went back into the house and asked her what the problem was. "I can't find my black Popeye manstretcher."

Dad came back to the car. "Anybody know what a black Popeye manstretcher looks like?" All four of us didn't.

It developed eventually that it was an inflatable black barbell. A swim toy.

Same sister. During every road trip, each of us children got a little money for a souvenir.

My sister bought a bride doll, complete with pinned-on veil. All she had ever dreamed about was getting married and having babies.

We had been home for a few weeks when Dad noticed she wasn't talking about marriage and babies anymore. He asked why?

She burst into tears. "Nobody's going to stick pins in MY head!"