My dad makes fun of me for being a successful career woman and says I will end up having early menopause like the weirdo nuns he had in school.

I told him I hope I have early menopause because I hate kids like him and he deserved every whack-on-the knuckles he got. Then I went and bought him some expensive fishing rods for Fathers' day! Why? 🫣
Maybe I will buy him a boat this year. 🤔