My Dad wants to go on Tinder and find himself a Cougar to date, 🤦‍♂️ So I asked him if he knew what a Cougar was?

And he said it was a woman 15 to 20 years older than the guy. Which I though was an accurate description, but with one flaw in his case. He said, what flaw is that? I said anyone who is 15 years older then you is f#cking dead.