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I think instead of inviting people to our weddings the cultural norm should be to invite them to our divorces.

Sorta like as a comming out that we are both on the ready to bang list and also to rub it into the exes just how bangable we are.
TrashCat · M
I would much prefer this than to go to a shitty wedding where It's expected that we bring gifts, have to shake hands with people we don't give a shit about and will never see again, pretend to be happy, watch old hens do the chicken dance, and end up with those fucking little fish net bags full of jordan almonds
MethDozer · M
@TrashCat Dude anytime you go into my parents attic and open a dust covered box there's garunteed to be a scrap of white panty hose filled with those damn almonds.
TrashCat · M
@MethDozer Ain't that the truth! And let's not forget pieces of dry wedding cake frosted with Spackle
dancingtongue · 80-89, M
Could be constructive if those divorcing had to explain what went wrong -- give those in the audience considering marriage a more realistic idea of what it entails in day-to-day life, and perhaps giving the divorcing couple some insight to the unrealistic expectations they had which led to the divorce. Not that there aren't legitimate causes for divorce, but so many people (of all genders) seem to treat marriage as a disposable binge fad for a few months these days. They rush in and rush out without ever coming to grips with what it entails.
Poppies · 61-69, F
@dancingtongue But who would want to be in that audience? "Sorry, I have to wash my hair."
MethDozer · M
@dancingtongue I knrw yhe couple, it was an amicable breakup. Pretty much he got a really good raise and she got a wicked new set of tits so they decided it would be shame to waste both on ten more years of monogomy.
SW-User
and how the turns will have been tabled 🙃
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Divorce parties are starting to become popular
MethDozer · M
@SkeetSkeet Fuck yeah
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Do you want a divorce party?
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@MethDozer haha then why do you care. Have some weddings to go too 🤣
MethDozer · M
@iamonfire696 They just sound like they would actually be fun
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@MethDozer I see photo shoots were women trash their wedding dresses. Those look kinda fun.

 
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