I think instead of inviting people to our weddings the cultural norm should be to invite them to our divorces.
Sorta like as a comming out that we are both on the ready to bang list and also to rub it into the exes just how bangable we are.
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TrashCat · M
I would much prefer this than to go to a shitty wedding where It's expected that we bring gifts, have to shake hands with people we don't give a shit about and will never see again, pretend to be happy, watch old hens do the chicken dance, and end up with those fucking little fish net bags full of jordan almonds
