Did you have “the talk” with your parents?

I remember when the old bastard said he wanted to talk to me and I knew it would be about that. I said “yeah Im not doing that” and we never talked about the birds and the bees. Clearly for the best as I was already in health class and he was a cheating pos as well as a complete sociopath. What the hell was he even gonna explain to me? How to beat your wife and kid and beat a woman when you’re dating her?