It’s crazy how a tiny singular roach can cause such a huge disaster.
My mother is calling for me while I’m in my room, she sounds urgent and excited. I’m assuming she probably saw another random drone in the sky again and was going to go on a tangent about how aliens exist lol
No, I go out there and she’s telling me she saw a huge bug flying in the hall.
Me: Oh, I’m so mad at you right now for even making me come out while it’s near by. I could’ve just barricaded myself in there, now it’s probably in my room as we speak ?!
Me: I think it’s on me.
Mom: It’s not on you.
Me: ok Well can you check?
My baby brother: *starts freaking out and crying*
*The roach finally comes out full force*
My baby brother: *running and crying back to his room*
My mom: KILL IT, IT’S RIGHT THERE, KILL IT WITH THE ROACH SPRAY
Me: *sprays it and it doesn’t die and starts flying full force at me*
Me: *runs to my brothers room and locks the door with me and my brother inside while essentially throwing my very own mother to the wolves*
*hears my mom screaming in horror*
Baby brother: My mommm 😩😭😭
Me: *gets out reluctantly as my mom is still screaming her head off while holding a tennis racket*
Me: *gets the courage to spray it again*
*roach falls to the floor*
My cat: *looks like it’s going to help me tag team it and attack it but stares at it closely and slowly jogs into my room & crawls under my bed*
We can’t all be this scared of roaches. This isn’t gonna work.
No, I go out there and she’s telling me she saw a huge bug flying in the hall.
Me: Oh, I’m so mad at you right now for even making me come out while it’s near by. I could’ve just barricaded myself in there, now it’s probably in my room as we speak ?!
Me: I think it’s on me.
Mom: It’s not on you.
Me: ok Well can you check?
My baby brother: *starts freaking out and crying*
*The roach finally comes out full force*
My baby brother: *running and crying back to his room*
My mom: KILL IT, IT’S RIGHT THERE, KILL IT WITH THE ROACH SPRAY
Me: *sprays it and it doesn’t die and starts flying full force at me*
Me: *runs to my brothers room and locks the door with me and my brother inside while essentially throwing my very own mother to the wolves*
*hears my mom screaming in horror*
Baby brother: My mommm 😩😭😭
Me: *gets out reluctantly as my mom is still screaming her head off while holding a tennis racket*
Me: *gets the courage to spray it again*
*roach falls to the floor*
My cat: *looks like it’s going to help me tag team it and attack it but stares at it closely and slowly jogs into my room & crawls under my bed*
We can’t all be this scared of roaches. This isn’t gonna work.
