Hand them a puppy. Animals know.

They show you in time

Time. The good ones don’t mind giving you enough of it to figure out which one they are. Would be a lot easier if they came with green and red flags though.

Good guys wear white hats???

The bad guys wear red baseball caps. A few exceptions, like The Cardinals.

The bad guys like to hang out near explosive red barrels and they can't aim worth shit.

Any attempt solicited or not to send a dic pic.

Not a good guy.

it takes awhile sometimes some things aren't what they seem

Good guys usually tell you they're good guys, while doing things that would make them seem like bad guys

Good guys are bad guys in disguise

yes

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