Something you can say at hardware store and in the bedroom.

you got a strong hose

You really know how to handle calk.

oh, I think 10 yards of the cotton rope should work fine.

I'll need a gallon of that lubricant! 🤭🤣🤭

I thought it was going to be longer than that.

I'm lost, where's the way out?

I need a really hard rod.

I need some fertilizer today

Do you have any batteries?

I need a screw

How much is it?

That tool’s gonna be way too small for what I had in mind. 🤔

Will it fit ?

If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.

Lol asking for anything at the hardware store is so cringe because of innuendo already lol i can’t even