All of your doctors, your attorney, and your pastor are much younger than you.

People in their 50s give me their seat on the bus.

When you start to lose count of how many vitamins you HAVE to take each day!

the kids you used to know are grandparents lol

You need help getting out of the bush you landed in, when you fell out of the waterslide, trying to be cool for the kids.

I think of ordering pizzas but order burgers n desire pasta

You get excited over the prospect of purchasing a new cordless vacuum. Lol. 🤦🏼‍♀

Things that used to be fun stop being enjoyable.
"We don't stop having fun when we get older ....
We get old when we stop having fun."

When you're in a home for the aged.

Your age is increasing

Your knees crack before you do

you begin talking about it?

....what was I saying?😷

You go to the bathroom at 6am but don’t wake up until 8am.

You'd rather do a crossword than dive between the sheets

you experience the cognitive decline that comes with old age."

(At least it has with me.)

You only go to the mailbox once a week for fear of falling.
You don't listen to music on the radio anymore because you can't stand what's being played.
You shake your head at sitcom's that use stupid as a form of funny

People think you've become more patient, but it's just because you just don't give a dang anymore