Very scientific.

I’m a fairy 🧚‍♀

Im a fairy too lol 😆

I’m a mermaid!

I'm a fairy too

I don’t like being mermaid because I don’t like fish.

I like short women they are so cute ,

I'm either an angel or unicorn

7'+ Woah mamma!

The male one is so negative for short guys. Lol.

I'm an angel😇

Can't argue with science

What about 4"10 - Unfairy

G'day Shorty

That's not very nice.

You should jokingly respond with a similarly fictitious chart equating fat-handedness with lesbianism.... ;)

...um...sure.