Here's the plan:
1: Before they arrive, go to your nearby dollar store and buy 4 of the loudest, brightest, noisiest toy guns they have.
2: While at that dollar store, buy a couple of bags of the sweetest most pure sugar candy on the shelf. Preferably your sweet tarts or sour tarts. Ya know, the ones that go straight to the blood stream for maximum effect.
3: 30 minutes before your brother arrives, give toy guns and candy to nieces and nephews, just to let your brother know how much you loved watching them.
4: Remind your brother of the "no man" comment for maximum effect.
1: Before they arrive, go to your nearby dollar store and buy 4 of the loudest, brightest, noisiest toy guns they have.
2: While at that dollar store, buy a couple of bags of the sweetest most pure sugar candy on the shelf. Preferably your sweet tarts or sour tarts. Ya know, the ones that go straight to the blood stream for maximum effect.
3: 30 minutes before your brother arrives, give toy guns and candy to nieces and nephews, just to let your brother know how much you loved watching them.
4: Remind your brother of the "no man" comment for maximum effect.
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@calicuz wow lol
That’s a very specific plan 😂
I don’t hate babysitting them and that’s just cruel 💀
I like the way you think tho
That’s a very specific plan 😂
I don’t hate babysitting them and that’s just cruel 💀
I like the way you think tho
calicuz · 56-60, M
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Thanks for Best Comment, and it's not cruel, the kids have fun, it's a right of passage for all with kids. We've all done it to our siblings, not to be mean, just to let them know it was "their time."
Thanks for Best Comment, and it's not cruel, the kids have fun, it's a right of passage for all with kids. We've all done it to our siblings, not to be mean, just to let them know it was "their time."
I get this (been there and done that to my fam members before
I hate how he gotta be mean in the man part.
I got you if you need help or anything.
I hate how he gotta be mean in the man part.
I got you if you need help or anything.

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@SW-User I can only guess what the coolest bad as aunt will be doing and spoiling them with
See, if you had a man, then you wouldn't be forced to do this 🤣
Though I would absolutely demand there be a guestimate timeline of when he'll be back to pick them up... like until when?
Also, he better not having you to baby sit just so he can have more kids...
Though I would absolutely demand there be a guestimate timeline of when he'll be back to pick them up... like until when?
Also, he better not having you to baby sit just so he can have more kids...

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@sstronaut he knew I was gonna say yes regardless if I had a man 😂
Yea that mf can stay out all night 😱 He better be home by at least midnight 😒 Cause if his babies get sleepy and knock out then he’ll have to deal with them once he returns 😂
Yea that mf can stay out all night 😱 He better be home by at least midnight 😒 Cause if his babies get sleepy and knock out then he’ll have to deal with them once he returns 😂
@SW-User He'll probably see you again tomorrow at 2 PM on Saturday afternoon

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@sstronaut hell no 😤
I'd help you babysit bestie. We could make forts and eat junk and watch movies.
Oh yeah. And watch the kids too! 👀
Oh yeah. And watch the kids too! 👀
smiler2012 · 61-69
@SW-User 🤔yes you love having your nieces and nephews stay over to help out you love them but do not let big bro take advantage of your good nature coming last moment

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@smiler2012 I’ve don’t it before and I don’t really mind
Buy you’re right, I should have been a bit more assertive
Buy you’re right, I should have been a bit more assertive
Teslin · M
4 kids !!! You are a great sister/aunt.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Teslin · M
@SW-User I would if I was a religious man 😅

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@Teslin it’s all good, my apologies
Teslin · M
@SW-User No apologies needed. It's all good. I know what you meant 😊😉
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
He's like "hey you're single and have no one to call your own, you mind sparing some of that time you have too much of?"
Siblings always be humbling us
Siblings always be humbling us

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@HijabaDabbaDoo he knows that I won’t say no lol
And yea they have a funny way of showing sibling love 🙄
And yea they have a funny way of showing sibling love 🙄
Degbeme · 70-79, M
4 kids would be a solid no from me, family or not.
YoMomma ·
Aww i wish i could see mine.. they are so so far away 🥲😭
Notsure77 · 36-40, M
Interesting
Sojournersoul · M
You need to tell him you won’t find one sitting home on Friday nights with his kids. 🤣🤣

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@Sojournersoul I know 😱
They think I’m the cool aunt so I have to keep my rep up
They think I’m the cool aunt so I have to keep my rep up
Sojournersoul · M
@SW-User You better up your game, sure they got lots of cool stuff for Christmas.

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@Sojournersoul yea they are so spoiled 😂
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Well thats a good thing for you to do for them

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@vetguy1991 I’m glad someone appreciates it lol
smiler2012 · 61-69
@SW-User much as you love them do not let your brother take advantage of your kind heartness

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@smiler2012 I didn’t have anything planned either way and spending time with them is always a blessing, even when it isn’t 😂
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@geoam1 totally unnecessary 😒
Bang5luts · M
😒hustled
TurtlePink · 51-55, M
The sh!t I be doing to my brother lol 😂 but it’s only fair because he does it to me all the time 🤦🏿♀🙄
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Not a lot of choice in that transaction!!
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
@SW-User You understand him and that’s what counts!

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@Quimliqer I already knew he wanted a favor 🙄 my fault for answering 😂
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
@SW-User It’s family!!
Kiesel · 56-60, M
Why the hell did he need to throw in the ain’t gotta man statement?
Cheese and crackers!! Smh
Cheese and crackers!! Smh
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@JRVanguard he’d be like
Who’s that vato?! 😂
It’s ok, i actually didn’t have plans tonight and besides I love babysitting ( most of the time)
Who’s that vato?! 😂
It’s ok, i actually didn’t have plans tonight and besides I love babysitting ( most of the time)
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@empanadas that’s good lol
Ima use that 💀
Ima use that 💀
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@empanadas yea he needs to get a vasectomy asap 😂



















