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Here's the plan:
1: Before they arrive, go to your nearby dollar store and buy 4 of the loudest, brightest, noisiest toy guns they have.
2: While at that dollar store, buy a couple of bags of the sweetest most pure sugar candy on the shelf. Preferably your sweet tarts or sour tarts. Ya know, the ones that go straight to the blood stream for maximum effect.
3: 30 minutes before your brother arrives, give toy guns and candy to nieces and nephews, just to let your brother know how much you loved watching them.
4: Remind your brother of the "no man" comment for maximum effect.
1: Before they arrive, go to your nearby dollar store and buy 4 of the loudest, brightest, noisiest toy guns they have.
2: While at that dollar store, buy a couple of bags of the sweetest most pure sugar candy on the shelf. Preferably your sweet tarts or sour tarts. Ya know, the ones that go straight to the blood stream for maximum effect.
3: 30 minutes before your brother arrives, give toy guns and candy to nieces and nephews, just to let your brother know how much you loved watching them.
4: Remind your brother of the "no man" comment for maximum effect.