Looks like I’m babysitting again 🙄 he’s lucky I love my nieces and nephews ♥

By older bro calls me and this was the exact conversation:

Him: “Hey are you busy tonight?”

Me: *hesitates to reply “Umm… why?”

Him: “ I need someone to babysit last minute and you ain’t got a man right now so can you?” * he has 4 kids…

Me: *3 second pause … “Um I guess…”

Him: “Ok cool so I’ll drop them off at around 7 thanks, bye ✌🏻 *hangs up

Me: 😐

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calicuz · 56-60, M Best Comment

Here's the plan:

1: Before they arrive, go to your nearby dollar store and buy 4 of the loudest, brightest, noisiest toy guns they have.

2: While at that dollar store, buy a couple of bags of the sweetest most pure sugar candy on the shelf. Preferably your sweet tarts or sour tarts. Ya know, the ones that go straight to the blood stream for maximum effect.

3: 30 minutes before your brother arrives, give toy guns and candy to nieces and nephews, just to let your brother know how much you loved watching them.

4: Remind your brother of the "no man" comment for maximum effect.

calicuz · 56-60, M

@SW-User

I added one. 😎

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@calicuz wow lol
That’s a very specific plan 😂

I don’t hate babysitting them and that’s just cruel 💀

I like the way you think tho

calicuz · 56-60, M

@SW-User

Thanks for Best Comment, and it's not cruel, the kids have fun, it's a right of passage for all with kids. We've all done it to our siblings, not to be mean, just to let them know it was "their time."

Bang5luts · M

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