Buy a new one when the old one gets dirty

Don’t keep a husband, kids, or pets

For a man, get married.

Don’t have a husband or dog. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Stay out of the house all day

clean up as you go. dont let things accumulate.

Don't flirt with the housekeeper at least until she's done

Hire a maid? Overwork your spouse? Do it yourself? 🤣🤣🤣

Move out

actually I feel like my robovac helps so much, I wish I had got one a long time ago

put a sign outside that says free stuff

Cover everything like an Italian grandma

Hire a maid?

Tidy behind yourself as you use stuff, dont dump stuff to the side and do a little every day.

[@nedkelly ] let a bunch of scousers in your home ned and nick everything not nailed down so it is basically an empty shell lol

Move out

Hire someone