When you haven't answered the phone for a day
Dad: "I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE TRIPPED AND DIED"
He's not dramatic. Not at all.
He's not dramatic. Not at all.
31-35, F
SimplyLogicalDiscipline · 36-40, F
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SimplyLogicalDiscipline · 36-40, F
@Queendragonfly what's the problem in talking to him daily? He loves you
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@SimplyLogicalDiscipline I don't love him any less just because I don't wanna talk every day on the phone.
SimplyLogicalDiscipline · 36-40, F
@Queendragonfly why not? It would make him happy and it's good to make our loved ones happy 😊
SomeMichGuy · M
SomeMichGuy · M
@Queendragonfly Well, to be told you might trip and die...not sure what the stats on that are, but I believe you are more likely to be struck by lightning while playing golf in FL than to trip AND DIE.
Trip? Sure!
Have a low-level scrape, etc , as a result? Ok.
DIE? Seems REALLY far-fetched, unless you tripped on the rim of the Grand Canyon, etc.
Trip? Sure!
Have a low-level scrape, etc , as a result? Ok.
DIE? Seems REALLY far-fetched, unless you tripped on the rim of the Grand Canyon, etc.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@SomeMichGuy Slipping on ice glazed stairs though. That shit can kill you. Or on wet stairs. I have done both but I miraculously didn't hit my head or even bled.
SomeMichGuy · M
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
DisturbOne · 41-45, M
Well that’s rough , my dad calls a pretends to be a bill collector looking for the principal sum an interest for the cost of raising me . And then laughs his fool head off ! All because someone once told him it cost a million bucks to raise a kid . He thinks he’s funny so I go along with it lol
Post dated check in the mail
Post dated check in the mail
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@DisturbOne your dad is a typical dad joke dad!
MarineBob · 56-60, M
But he got you to come check on him
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@LordShadowfire Good thumb of rule. I tell everyone I know that there's no point in worrying cause if I'm dead they can't bring me back. 😂